Only I can pull this kind of shit.

I wanted to throw my sweater onto my bed, but instead landing on the bed, it hit my incense and perfumed oil shelf, and now is hanging from my candle holder that is fastened on the wall. I'd say 'no big deal', except that there was an opened bottle of cinnamon scented perfume oil on my shelf, which was knocked down onto my bed. My mattress and blanket are soaked right now. Hopefully, that will dry out by nightfall.

Seriously? Only me.

But at least I found my other shoe!