+ Pick 20 of your favorite movies. + Go to IMDb.com and find a quotation from each movie. + Post them here for everyone to guess. + Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie. + No Google!
#01. What do I have but my voice? I am nothing if I cannot sing. #02. He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he fucking gave me this. Fuck! Ass! #03. Who you think you is? You can curse nobody. Look at you. Your black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all! #04. Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything. #05. Julie, are you eating him? You should stop it. #06. Yeah, her last P.S. is "Tell Fuckface to write me". #07. Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin. #08. I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! #09. I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. The enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. #10. You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential! Now. #11. - Son derriere noir... c'est formidable! Wow, I love your accent. What did you say? - I dig his black ass. #12. - Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother. - Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? #13. "The gloves are off, God.", "God has taken my bird and my bush.", "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.", "Smite me, O Mighty Smiter." Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh. #14. A little twig-man oscar. I 'm going to call you half-squat, and you can call me... papa. #15. Yes! But, you can't just say it, man. You've gotta feel it in you're blood and guts! If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonna tell me off? #16. They should have a disclaimer that says "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Watching This Show". Incredible. This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. Amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mister Rogers look like Mick Jagger. #17.Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P. #18. In my classroom, poetry is its own reward. #19. Do you think there's someplace where we can meet that's not in silence and not in sound? #20. Hotels are a naturally creepy place... Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died?